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    Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
    6:31 pm
    Lt. Dan: "Where you boys from in the world?."
    Bubba and Forrest: "Alabama, Sir!"
    Lt. Dan: "You twins?"
    Forrest: "(long pause) No. We are not relations, Sir.
    Lt. Dan: "There is one item of G.I. gear that can be the difference between a live grunt and a dead grunt. Socks. Cushioned sole, O.D. green. Try and keep your feet dry. When we're out humpin', I want you boys to remember to change your socks whenever we stop. The Mekong will eat a grunts feet right off his legs."
    Lt. Dan: "Two standing orders in this platoon: One, take good care of your feet, Two, try not to do anything stupid, like getting yourself killed."
    Forrest: "I sure hope I don't let him down."
    Saturday, March 7th, 2009
    6:58 pm
    listening to Sledgehammer
    "GOD why does everyone just have 'Punk Rock Girl' as there only Dead Milkmen song!!?"

    I BELIEVE IN SWORDFISH

    I BELIEVE IN SWORDFISH


    Tuesday, February 10th, 2009
    4:47 pm
    a fate worse than rape
    Someone stole my burrito at work. Who does that?!
    Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
    5:38 pm
    sound insulation horrors part 1
    Guess what woke me up at 5am this morning? The sound of my downstairs neighbor vomiting...in her house.
    Monday, January 12th, 2009
    4:02 pm
    Coconut Pete Says
    "Have a good time all the time and always eat the worm"
    Friday, January 9th, 2009
    10:21 am
    Yeah! I have health insurance! Lets ghost ride the whip!
    Tuesday, January 6th, 2009
    7:44 pm
    AWESOME
    I almost upgraded to a paid account just to post this picture because it made me so damn happy. I'll just link it http://jezebel.com/5124920/martin-short--steve-martin-the-sea-amigos

    ps there was no way jpg file so no I am not retarded
    Monday, January 5th, 2009
    10:56 pm
    back
    It was nice getting out of the house at least.
    Sunday, December 28th, 2008
    10:53 am
    greatest neg
    "you have crusties in your eyes, no don't wipe them away I like crusties"

    oh Mystery you are the eternal fountain of knowledge
    Thursday, December 25th, 2008
    12:32 am
    Merry Christmas
    Tentative plan: Me and Lee get pancakes at Dennys. We drive to Sacramento to see High School Musical 3(since thats the only place it is playing) after that we try to sneak into hot tubs, preferably in fancy hotels. This may be the best Christmas ever.

    EDIT: We were successful for all these things. Sneaking in hotels is all too easy with the powers HJ instilled in me.
    Saturday, December 20th, 2008
    10:13 am
    9 fun filled days
    To make it official on my LIVEjournal.com I am not drinking until Montreal.
    Wednesday, December 17th, 2008
    2:42 pm
    eating a quiche in an elevator
    living it up while I'm going down
    Sunday, December 7th, 2008
    7:15 pm
    Milk
    Pretty good. I think because it was nicely paced and had cute boys dressed as gays of the 70's.
    Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
    11:08 am
    Birthday survey
    Here is a survey )
    Sunday, November 23rd, 2008
    11:26 am
    Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
    10:26 am
    Bought
    December 29
    United 0720
    Depart: SFO 1:30 PM
    Arrive: DEN 5:05 PM
    United 0408
    Depart: DEN 6:22 PM
    Arrive: LGA 11:56 PM
    January 5
    United 0863
    Depart: JFK 5:25 PM
    Arrive: SFO 9:15 PM
    Friday, November 14th, 2008
    9:20 pm
    HAY
    I posted some oldies but goodies (he eh he) on my flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/ohcyndamoore/?saved=1
    Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
    11:59 am
    Ack
    My landlord who lives below me just called to say the music is too loud. Cleaning in the kitchen in the middle of the day loud. This so blows, I pay a stupid amount of money for this place and I always get the complaints, she thinks I'm the most responsible because of my job. Sucks.
    Tuesday, November 4th, 2008
    8:17 pm
    Gun shots, firecrackers, car horns, yelling and aggravated dogs. Its going to be a busy day at work tomorrow.
    Monday, November 3rd, 2008
    10:52 pm
    observation
    Ian Malcolm is the Duncan Idaho of the Jurassic Park series.
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